helium heaven

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are
married.

5. The men who are not so handsome,but are nice
men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome,but are nice
men with money think we are
only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and
somewhat heterosexual, don't
think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are
heterosexual, somewhat nice
and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome,somewhat
nice and have some money
and thank God are heterosexual,are shy and NEVER
MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first
move,automatically lose interest in us
when we take the initiative.

NOW, WHO THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

"Men are like a fine wine.
They all start out like grapes, and
it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the
dark until they mature into something you'd like
to have dinner with."

--------i'd only like to have dinner with him. no matter what they say. i'd rather pick number one than others.-----------